I have a quetsion about tanning!!?

i have never done tanning before so i dont know if i will get sun burned or what? how much is it and what do you recommend?? i want to tan on a tanning bed.
I have a quetsion about tanning!!?
SenoritaFartsALot at your service at a late hour in the middle of the night. You ask about tanning do you? Well be prepared my friend to expose your meaty flesh to what I like to call: "Concentrated Skin Cancer"! Isn't that exciting?! Of course you didn't come on here to be turned away from the lightbulb bed...you want information. Well, I'll give it to ya: It runs about $10 a visit, you should only go a few times a week at most. Make sure they clean off that bed, you don't want to be rolling around and sweating in other strangers "from-unda-cheese". Be sure to wear your goggles and refrain from staring into the lights. Also, make sure that there is a fan inside that room of yours, or you're gonna be a dehydrated, cooked goose by the time your buzzer goes off. Of course we can go into choices of lying nude or not in there. If you go nude, you run the risk of burning very special members of the family. Be sure to load up on the weiner spf! Also, if you decide to keep those tidy whities on, make sure that they will leave a tan that you will be comfortable showing off to your lover later on that night. No one wants to see a nice tanned body with an albino sausage coming there way through the dark! Also, another thing you may want to consider is...you do know the reason skin tans don't you? It's because its killing your skin cells...the skin cells die, and turn brown, hence...your beautiful henna color! Wow, we have a lot to live for folks! This has been a live report from SenoritaFartsALot. Signing off!
I have a quetsion about tanning!!?
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Reply:Use free tanning. Lay by the beach but for about 15 minutes only.
Reply:sorry to say this but if u've never tanned before and u r heading for solarium u shouldn't.nowadays the sun is very dangerous (because of the ozone layer) and even bed tanning has been proven very dangerous for skin cancer.i recommend u avoid it and sit on the sun with sunscreen for only 15 m'.at least that's the pracautions we are being taught in Greece. be well
Reply:I don't like tanning beds. I recommend that you use the sun rays to get a nice tan and make sure you have some sunscreen.
Reply:If you choose to tan in a tanning bed, you need to start out slowly. You will need to build up a base tan before you start laying there for 20 minutes our so. I would recommend, depending on how dark you are now, starting out in the bed for only 10 minutes or so and then add minutes on each day. You will get sun burned like you would not believe if you don't. Also, you should contemplate using a tanning lotion made specifically made for tanning beds.
Reply:First it depends on what kind of bed you will be laying in. If its gold(do this one) and if its your first time then dont go for the max limit unless your already tan. Go for like 10 minutes the first time. You wont get the best results but going once-twice a week would be best, then you can start going for the max time limit. If you will be wearing the goggles that are connected to each other then when your half way threw your time limit then just flip them around so you get less tan marks around the eyes. I prefer getting the ones that you can get their, only like a dollar(sticker ones)
Reply:Yes you can get burned! It costs between3-6 dollars depending where you go and which bed you use mega beds and standing beds cost more.However I wouldn't feel right if I didn't warn you about sun damage and skin cancer.I was a tanning bed freak a few years back but I read and saw some things that changed my mind forever.I don't care what anyone tells you tanning beds are not safe!! I am sure you don't want to get cancer,and I am also pretty sure you don't want to look 60 when your 40.It WILL cause your skin to wrinkle and bad!Just ask your self whats more important a tan or looking fresh,young,and firm for a whole lot longer? Please do this before you start laying,get a tube of Jregans Natural Glow use it every day for about 9 days and see how you like that.I have used it for over a year and no one can tell my tan is not real.I swear to you Its nothing like a self tanner.I stand by it 100%.and in a year you can save tons of money.PLEASE,PLEASE, think about it.You wont be sorry you did.Good luck what ever you decide.
Reply:If you have never Tanned before I would suggest to only Tan for 10 minutes so you don't burn your self!!!
Reply:don't do it, stick to self tanner. tanning beds are the number 2 cause of self inflicted cancer (behind cigs). even though you may not burn because machines don't use uvb rays (which are the rays responsible for burning your skin), they do use uva rays which are responsible for premature aging (read: leather skin) and skin cancer.
Reply:dont do it! try coppertone endless summer gradual tan , use it everyday. i9ts cheaper, safer and u have more control!

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