Sunnless tanning advice??

I can't afford to go get the real sunless tanning stuff, but I've found that the residue from Cheesy Poofs looks much the same. Is there a way to keep it from getting on my clothes, though? Thanks!
Sunnless tanning advice??
yeah, just go naked
Sunnless tanning advice??
So this guy goes to the doctor -





Patient: Doc you gotta help me my penis has turned orange!





Doctor: Yes I see, very interesting. Have you been exposed to any toxic chemicals or paints or industrial solvents?





Patient: No, not that I'm aware of.





Doctor: Well, what kind of work do you do?





Patient: Actually, I lost my job last week. Now I just sit around the house eating Cheetos and watching porno movies.
Reply:Doritos Nacho works better. If you mix the powder in a baby oil base and then wait for it to dry, it should be okay.
Reply:They do make really fat orange markers. That should last longer than cheese flavored dust and it won't get on your clothes.





However, it won't taste as good and you'll probably pass out from the smell.
Reply:Shoot. I thought this was an R%26amp;S question. I thought it said "Sinless". My bad. I was preparing an answer with reference to the Blessed Virgin Mary and Coppertone.
Reply:Used motor oil works just as well and moisturizes at the same time.
Reply:There is a spray on lacquer that you can buy from the craft store which should both protect your cloths and give you a healthy sheen. I believed they used this technique in the Bond film Goldfinger.





EDIT: I can see certain people around here like to copy my answers. Hmpf!
Reply:Have you tried spray paint clearcoat?





Roll around in the dust, cover it with a good layer of clearcoat, and voila! viola! volay! Healthy color, and that beautiful sheen!
Reply:I hate roaming alone.





Mike and Joe -- wonderful answers!!!!





Rachel darling -- you are beautiful! You don't need a cheetos complexion -- you are fine as you are.

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